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Chronicles are late, but book is done!

Here is an excerpt from Christmas from Hell, which will be released on 12/22/2015 at iBooks as a thank you for their kindness and consideration allowing me to release all the Honeymoon from Hells months early to Amazon. It was a simple request so I honored it considering that it cut down everyone’s way by a considerable amount of time.

The book will be released as expected on 12/29/2015

Here’s an excerpt to show you what to expect. From what I’m told, this book is more old school NFH. I’ll let you be the judge of that 🙂

An Excerpt from Christmas from Hell:

He should have put the book back down, should have pretended that he hadn’t seen it, but once he’d picked the book up and realized what he was holding, he couldn’t contain his reaction.

She didn’t say anything, but then again he had a feeling that she’d lost the power of speech the moment that she’d realized what he was holding, but she did make a mad grab for the thick hard covered book that would forever be burned in his memory. It was definitely not something that he’d expected to find in her room or even something that he would have thought she knew about, but damn if he wasn’t holding the biggest book on Kama Sutra that he’d ever seen.

As she tried to yank it out of his hands, he just sat there, staring down at it numbly as he tried to wrap his mind around everything. The somewhat shy little jinx that had been making his life a living hell for the past year had the biggest book on sexual positions by her bed and-

“Thank God,” she said, sounding really relieved when he suddenly released the book, but that didn’t last for long.

Needing to know, more like dying to know, he immediately turned his attention to the nightstand by her bed, reached for the top drawer and grunted in pain when the surprisingly strong woman put him in a headlock and took him to the ground.

Doing his best to ignore the small woman on his back, no doubt trying to kill him, which again he was surprisingly okay with, he moved his ass, needing to know more than ever what was in that drawer.

“Oh, my God! Please don’t! They’re not really mine!” she screamed as he placed his hand on the drawer handle, making him hesitate until he realized what she’d said.

When her words registered, God himself backed up by the army, navy and Marines wouldn’t have been able to stop him from pulling that drawer open and-

Choking on air when he saw exactly what the small woman had hidden in the top drawer of the dresser that he’d been sleeping within two feet of for that last two nights. He tried to make sense out of what he was seeing, but all his mind could register were the condoms, so many fucking condoms, lubes, sex toys and some things that he’d admittedly had no clue what they were supposed to be and how to use them, but he did know one thing.

The little jinx had a dark side to her, one that had his cock twitching eagerly, his mouth going dry and him getting to his feet so that he could get the hell out of there before he could do something incredibly stupid.

 

© Rerum Industries, Inc. 2015. All Rights Reserved. 

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8 Responses to Chronicles are late, but book is done!

  1. Frin November 30, 2015 at 11:46 am

    Whoo hoo!!!! Can’t flipping wait (doing a happy dance)?????????

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  2. Jo Ann Reinhold November 30, 2015 at 11:55 am

    You are doing it again lady!!!!

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  3. Eboney November 30, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    I can’t wait to read this. I have been hooked on all the neighbor from hell novels. ???????

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  4. Cath b November 30, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    Omg Omg Omg….. There should be a new definition of the word TEAS in the dictionary….. an R.L….. Totally love it.

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  5. Stephanie November 30, 2015 at 7:48 pm

    Holy moley, I can’t wait! It’s going to be hot, hot, hot and hilarious! !!!! Keep’em coming!

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  6. Susanne December 3, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    Excellent as ever!! Can’t wait to read!! Love your books!!

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  8. Laurie September 30, 2016 at 9:10 am

    This was the first book I read of the series and I went back and started at the beginning. I usually skim through books and go back and start over but I read every word. I just love how your mind works and that you share it with us.

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